Tag: #MondayBlogs

Is It Spring Yet? #Openbook Blog Hop

  By Open Book

April 22, 2019

Many of us wax poetic at the end of winter and the return of spring. Let’s swap that around. What’s the one thing about spring that you can’t stand?

The chirping robins in the almost-green yard. The brightly colored daffodils gracing the front of the house. The soft suggestion of leaves peeking forth on the otherwise barren trees. The bipolar weather.

And bingo, we have a winner. I love winter, but this back-and-forth weather is seriously making me crazy. We had two bomb cyclones this spring and I’ve never heard the term before this! A balmy 65 degrees one day and snow the next? 

I started the slow process of acclimating my geraniums to the out-of-doors and unfiltered sunlight this weekend when it was 70°. (I have one plant that is over a decade old!) Of course, with the possibility of light snow tonight and tomorrow, the process has been delayed. The flowers will live in my windows for a while longer.

This isn’t the old plant, but it’s blooming so I thought I’d share it.

What bothers me more is the apple blooms on the tree in the front yard. They are just beginning to form. I’m afraid the cold snap will kill them off before they have a chance to grace the world with their beauty, and there’s nothing I can do to save them.

What I’d like is a nice, even uphill slide from winter to summer. I know that’s not going to happen, so I’ll deal with whatever Mother Nature hands out. 

Is there something about spring that you hate? Feel free to vent in the comments! While you think about it, I’m going to head over and see what the other authors dislike. 

April 22, 2019

Many of us wax poetic at the end of winter and the return of spring. Let’s swap that around. What’s the one thing about spring that you can’t stand?

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Make A Law, Any Law #OpenBook Blog Hop

  By Open Book

April 15, 2019

If you could write one new law, what would it be?

My first thought when I read this question was that we have too many laws already. Do we really need even one more?

But then I think of some of the new laws I’ve seen in my lifetime. Like the one that made it illegal to rape your wife. (Wrap your mind around that- it used to be legal.) or the one that made it illegal to aim a camera up a woman’s skirt without her permission. How about the one that required electric automobiles’ engines to make a loud sound so blind people could hear them coming? (That was proposed, I don’t know if it passed or not.)

Image by Sang Hyun Cho from Pixabay

So, it’s obvious that we need new laws to keep up with changing times and technology. But that also means that some old ones no longer apply. Like the one from Arizona that rules that donkeys aren’t allowed to sleep in bathtubs. Or Michigan’s law that makes it illegal to buy or sell vehicles on Sunday. (I remember not being able to buy groceries on  Sunday.) How about South Carolina’s law that makes it illegal for a minor to play pinball?

Here’s my proposal for a new law. For every new law that is passed, at least one old one must be taken off the books. The first fifty or so would be a piece of cake, but after that I’m not so sure. Can you imagine the hours lawmakers and their clerks would have to put in to find laws to strike from the books? The thought fills me with glee. At least it would be a better use of their time than hours spent debating a state song or fish.

What law would you write? Tell me in the comments. Now I’m off to check out what the other authors have to say.

April 15, 2019

If you could write one new law, what would it be?

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Trading Place #OpenBook Blog Hop

  By Open Book

April 8, 2019

If you could trade lives with anyone for just one day, who would it be and why?

I had to really think about this one. Easy answer is that i’d like to be a guy for one day. I’m quite happy being who I am, but it would be great fun to experience being male.

Of course, I’d have to put all sorts of qualifiers on that. No drug addicts or alcoholics allowed, and preferably not a guy who is gay. After all, what I want to  experience is a day as a straight male, the opposite of me.

Since I’m using the process of elimination, I’ll stipulate i don’t want to switch with a guy under the age of 21. I want to remain a full-fledged adult. and healthy, please.

That still leaves what, about a third or more of the world’s population? So, to make it easier, let’s add in he needs to speak English. I don’t want to assume that knowledge of a different language comes with the switch.

What else? Oh, I don’t want it be be anyone famous. What a pain that would be. Nope, don’t want to deal with it.

So, that leaves me with a faceless male between the ages of 21 and 100. There’s still a lot of narrowing down to be done. Just because, I’ll say he’s either a writer or a techie. Now the field is getting smaller. And it can’t be anyone I know. Too complicated.

Now we’re getting somewhere. I don’t want to ruin this guy’s life forever, so I’ll stipulate that I can call in with a vacation day (as him) without getting him into trouble. That means he doesn’t have any urgent project deadlines in the next week or so. (Hey, if I’m going to take over his body, at least I can be considerate!)

Now I’m starting to have fun. So, let’s make this guy a little on the sexist side. Not an all-out-misogynist, but a guy who might learn something from being in a woman’s body for a day. (We are switching places, right?)

I think I’ve narrowed it down far enough. So, here’s to you, faceless Google drone. (That’s where I decided he works!) Enjoy your day away from the normal chaos. I hope you are up for an adventure.

Now, let’s find out who the rest of the authors are switching with!

Midnight bonus question: If you make love to the partner of the person you swapped places with, is it cheating?

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Laughter Guaranteed #OpenBook Blog Hop

  By Open Book

April 1, 2019

What’s the one thing guaranteed to make you laugh?

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There are lots of things that make me happy. My husband’s smile. Birds twittering in the tree at the front of the house. A creek gurgling away as the spring waters flow downstream. None of those things make me laugh.

How about today’s comedians? I’ve seen snippets of a few on TV.  I’ve enjoyed Jeff Dunham and his ‘Achmed the Dead Terrorist’, and he usually can make me laugh, but not always. And I can’t think of another of today’s comedians that can consistently make me laugh.

How about the antics of Harmony Duprie, the main character in my mysteries.? While I admit I sometimes smile as I’m getting her into trouble, and I hope my readers chuckle, I doubt she draws any full-out laughs. And that’s okay. that’s not my intention.

So what is guaranteed to make me laugh? 

Simple. A baby’s laughter. I think it’s the most joyous sound in the world.  Who can resist laughing in response?

There are lots of babies laughing on the internet, but here’s one I hadn’t seen before today: (I love the father’s response, too.) Please forgive the ads.

Now that I’ve picked myself up off the floor, I’m going to head over and see what the rest of the authors are laughing about. But before you go, look to your right and enter your email into that little subscribe box so you don’t miss out on future blog posts! (thank you!)